Just some funny thoughts for you. . .
Nothings says Christmas like opening gifts from your family and you are reminded they really know nothing about you.
My husband and I watch DieHard on Christmas every year but I’m starting to think maybe it is also a Harry Potter movie since the main character does run from Alan Rickman the whole time.
While you are gathered with your parents enjoy having to explain how something on their phone works at least 50 times.
A message to Mariah – you sing that you do not want a lot for Christmas and then add that “all I want is you”. Are you coming at me girl?
Next time you watch THE CHRISTMAS CAROL – any version – see if your takeaway is the same as mine: it takes spooky ass spirits to separate a rich guy from his money.
Ho Ho Ho backwards is Oh Oh Oh!
When my sister (9 years my junior) watched those Christmas specials when we were younger I always wondered why Santa knows when you have been bad or good but did not know that Rudolph was being bullied. BUSTED!
The older I get the more I realize that the Grinch did not hate Christmas. He just hates people. I feel now that I can sympathize with him.
I’m looking forward to the day when those ridiculous people take the damn antlers and red noses off their stupid cars.
During the holidays when your relatives give you a hard time about looking at your phone so much let out a loud fart. They will never bother you again.
Hey, I just realized that a big party for snowmen would be called a snowball!
Seriously, I hope all of us get serotonin for Christmas.